Birthday Jerk Balloons
Let’s be honest — we’re all beating around the bush when it comes to birthdays. We lazily post memes on each other’s Facebook walls, begrudgingly buy our birthday buddy a drink or two and scribble our names at the bottom of some greeting card company’s warm and fuzzy message. It begins to feel a little dishonest after a while.
Fortunately, you can now tell your friends how you really feel about them while still participating in the age-old birthday rituals thanks to our Birthday Jerk Balloons. Use this special milestone to remind your friends that they’re old, immature or just relatively annoying. They’ll get the message — there’s truly no room for misunderstanding.
Utilizing playful colours, wonderful typography and careful designs, the final result is a birthday decoration that looks great no matter how much it stings. Really, there’s no better way to be blunt than with a balloon.
- Happy Birthday, I hate you (Mousse Script)
- This is your birthday present (Proxima Nova)
- Grow Up (Lust)
- Die Already (Bellissima Script)
- You're old (Ganache)
|Maker||Fairgoods and Shauna Hartsook|
Please expect seven days for your order to ship.
|Return policy||Returns or exchanges are possible within 15 days of receipt. Please contact us if there’s a problem with your balloons.|